Monday, May 02, 2005

Monday humor...

A visiting minister during the offertory prayer:

"Dear Lord," he began with arms extended and a rapturous look on his upturned face, "without You, we are but dust..."

He would have continued, but at that moment one little girl leaned over to her mother and asked quite audibly in her
shrill little girl voice, "Mommy, WHAT is butt dust?"

Church was pretty much over at that point...

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