Book sales - if only mine...

I imagine an article like this, but the book title is replaced with Left Standing... (for some reason - in my dreams)...

New Potter Book Breaks Sales Records

There's clearly something about Harry. The new Harry Potter book sold an astonishing 6.9 million copies in its first 24 hours — averaging better than 250,000 sales per hour and smashing the record held by the previous Potter release.