Eye doctor

I've had a huge headache all day. Went to the eye doctor since my vision is changing and I'm in need of new glasses anyway.
Well, after a few attempts to put drops and my eyes and check the pressure, the poor nurse and the doctor went to plan B.
My eyes hate anything near them.
So... I have to wait about two months until my blood sugar settles before I can get a prescription. So I have small glasses with the wrong prescription for two months. I could see the eye chart better without them.
So now I'm back at work, I still have a huge headache and now that my eyes are dilated, seeing the screen really sucks.
Found something I can drink, that has no sugar that is decent and is in the Mountain Dew food group - Diet Code Red Mountain Dew!