Eric brought my Goddaughter Lenka over Saturday morning so she could see and play with and chase "her kitty". My mom was there as well and had a few books for Lenka to look at.
I was sitting on the couch and Lenka found my Leonard Maltin Movie Guide from 2004. (Yes, I know IMDB is much more helpful.)
Lenka brought the book over and sat next to me on the couch and said, "Tad, read this."
"Hey Lenka, do you think "Halfway Point" is in this book?" I jokingly asked.
Without missing a beat, she turns her head, looks up at me and with a completely straight face says, "No."
This... coming from a girl that doesn't turn two until May.
Well, she was right no doubt.