My morning hasn’t been the greatest...

I woke up to a ‘bug’ in "my system" – the master bathroom ‘plumbing’ didn’t comply... (I'll spare you the details) and I still don’t feel well.

I reset my alarm so I could catch another hour of sleep – the ‘alarm’ didn’t comply... I woke up at 8:10.

I sat down to my computer to email my boss I was running late – the ‘outside work’ email system didn’t comply... I eventually got it to work.

With no breakfast, I got in my car only to find my low gas tank indicator was on.

I filled up (that made my day) – I decided to get some orange juice.

I waited for about 5 minutes for the gas station attendant to ring me up. He was helping another customer who wanted his ‘fixed’ car out of the garage. With my orange juice in hand, I went back to my car to find the guy who needed his car was about to back into my car.

Overheard at the gas station:
Stop!
Why? (at least he had his window down)
You are about to hit my car!
Oh, I didn’t even see it.