Thursday, April 20, 2006

Funny quotes of the week...

"A psychiatrist is a fellow who asks you a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
~ Joey Adams

"My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August."
~ Ronnie Shakes

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There is some truth behind that second quote.
When was the last day you 'lived'?

1 comment:

Adam said...

Ha ha!

And to your question: I plead the 5th.