This is for all the single people...

Are you better off single? by Dawn Yanek

• Reason #1: You have a better body. (That reminds me, I need to renew my gym membership)
  
• Reason #2: You’re more likely to achieve great things. (yeah, I’d agree with that)
  
• Reason #3: You do less housework. (unless you have a messy roommate)
  
• Reason #4: You can do what you want with your money—including keep it. (books and accessories for my toys)
  
• Reason #5: You have better sex. (huh?)
  
• Reason #6: You’re better rested and smarter. (being in a relationship makes you dumb?)
  
• Reason #7: You’re less depressed. (depends on your optimism)
  
• Reason #8: You have better friendships. (most all my friends are married, so I don’t see them much)
  
• Reason #9: Your travel tales are enviable. (yeah, but I travel alone and my tales aren’t too exciting except when I get pulled over for speeding)
  
• Reason #10: You know yourself—and what you want out of a relationship. (true dat, yo)